Tuesday, August 5, 2008

How to pick up a Nigerian girl

So through my conversation with that Habesha taxi driver in San Francisco the other day, I have learnt a few more Amharic words. I am making progress towards formulating my lines for picking up Ethiopian women. More on this later, I said I am making progress, I have not made all the progress I need.

In the meantime, if you are looking for ways to pick up some other women, how about you try these lines?
"Sorry for gate crashing girls, I need a cookie from your cookies 4 my pookie in the pouch".
Sounds a lot like chaa, twum, blowing rot or speaking nonsense but like most of us Odadee have learnt; chaa is a very useful tool. We used it in secondary school to write cheesy love letters and the advertisers in the West are some of the best charisters out there. No pun intended, but some companies pun their ways in the yard pon da bank. (I was trying to say some companies use puns, rhymes and chaas on their way to the bank aka payday).

Anyway, if you want living proof of how these lines work in picking up women, here's some evidence.



It happened in a Nigerian movie called Security Risk. It probably only happens in movies, but my hustla self is bound to try it one of these days on an unsuspecting female. And you know I will report back here. Hey, I don't know what happened in the movie after this clip, I'll watch it and let y'all know as well.

If you are offended in any way by the video, why so serious? :-)
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